The Cabbage Stripper
by hexacoto
Once upon a time, there was a cabbage who wanted to be a stripper. And so it did. It started stripping and stripping and eventually died. The end.
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This is the first part of a series of illustrated short stories.
The Hexacoto
Listening to the sound of one hand clapping
The Hexacoto 
HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, I JUST LAUGHED.